two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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