and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Everyone feels like a jerk from time to time.
HE HE HE
@D_Rock__, if you keep your hands and privates clean, then you shouldn't catch anything...
You people are way to literal! It just mens they're getting into it / often :)
but how could they tell the bug was masturbating?
You can catch stuff from messing around with yourself? Glad I'm waiting until marriage.
its a f*cking hypothetical bug, like the bingo bug or something. it means you just really want to do it. damn virgins.
OK I don't get it, he's waiting till he gets married to masterbate?!? Constant Masterbation was the only way I made it till I got engaged.