and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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Everyone feels like a jerk from time to time.
HE HE HE
You people are way to literal! It just mens they're getting into it / often :)
@D_Rock__, if you keep your hands and privates clean, then you shouldn't catch anything...
but how could they tell the bug was masturbating?
You can catch stuff from messing around with yourself? Glad I'm waiting until marriage.
its a f*cking hypothetical bug, like the bingo bug or something. it means you just really want to do it. damn virgins.
OK I don't get it, he's waiting till he gets married to masterbate?!? Constant Masterbation was the only way I made it till I got engaged.