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  • Everyone feels like a jerk from time to time.

    Submitted by porksword on Jul 10, 12 at 11:45am
  • @D_Rock__, if you keep your hands and privates clean, then you shouldn't catch anything...

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jul 10, 12 at 2:08pm
  • You people are way to literal! It just mens they're getting into it / often :)

    Submitted by 72badgirl on Jul 10, 12 at 11:48pm
  • Your welcome😉

    Submitted by Red_Head on Jul 10, 12 at 12:03pm
  • but how could they tell the bug was masturbating?

    Submitted by Vex92 on Jun 23, 13 at 11:49pm
  • Crabs?

    Submitted by princessfrogley on Jul 10, 12 at 11:33am
  • You can catch stuff from messing around with yourself? Glad I'm waiting until marriage.

    Submitted by D_Rock__ on Jul 10, 12 at 1:20pm
    • its a f*cking hypothetical bug, like the bingo bug or something. it means you just really want to do it. damn virgins.

      Submitted by andstuff on Jul 10, 12 at 9:56pm
      • OK I don't get it, he's waiting till he gets married to masterbate?!? Constant Masterbation was the only way I made it till I got engaged.

        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 11, 12 at 4:17am