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  • 61 29
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on May 24, 13 at 10:07am

    No, because mine doesn't hang low enough that I'm able to sit on it.

  • 53 21
    Submitted by RoffMain on May 24, 13 at 1:04pm

    No but sometimes when my bag gets sweaty, my left nut sticks to the top of my thigh..TMI ?

  • 44 21
    Submitted by jackofall on May 24, 13 at 12:23pm

    Asleep? No. But I have heard those suckers snore from time to time.

  • 46 30
    Submitted by AngrySailor on May 24, 13 at 10:54am

    Your lady slipper had a stroke.

  • 36 20
    Submitted by porksword on May 24, 13 at 10:04am

    Does it look like it has Bell's palsy? Sorta like Sly Stallones mouth..

    • 15 19
      Submitted by DirtyNorwegian on May 24, 13 at 10:10am

      Dave koechner also Hahaha

    • 14 38
      Submitted by WV_kiwi on May 24, 13 at 3:24pm

      Bells palsy is a disorder of cranial nerve 7, and so, obviously has nothing to do with her vagina...unless she refers to her face lips as labia

      • 10 14
        Submitted by porksword on May 24, 13 at 7:33pm

        "Does it look like?" I know what it is.

  • 33 20
    Submitted by 20000Leagues on May 24, 13 at 10:20am

    LOL that can totally happen if you sit with your legs crossed for too long, even if you don't have beefy curtains.

  • 36 30
    Submitted by karma13 on May 24, 13 at 11:36am

    Def have been there and no you don't have to have long beef curtains to do that. Idiots.

  • 19 20
    Submitted by drunktexter13 on May 24, 13 at 10:39am

    Why do people respond as though the text was sent to them?

  • 14 21
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on May 24, 13 at 10:13am

    Someone's box has been worked a little too hard...

  • 14 45
    Submitted by CrazyManNo9 on May 24, 13 at 10:08am

    No, cause I'm a guy and don't have one of those let alone two of those. But, I'd be happy to wake it up for you. I'm told I'm really good at that...