no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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