I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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