I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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