Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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