I heard we made out
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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