Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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