my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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