Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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