you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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