Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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