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  • Your life decisions are getting better

    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Nov 29, 12 at 3:02pm
  • You're attracted to people with problems. Some people with problems become drug addicts. Other people with similar problems are attracted to the "helping professions"--counseling, mental health, clergy, and, yes, law enforcement.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 29, 12 at 6:08pm
  • Stop attending bad boy's parole officer meetings. Then you won't meet the cop. On the plus side - handcuffs!

    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Nov 29, 12 at 5:55pm
  • The cop does coke also, problem solved

    Submitted by highasballs on Nov 29, 12 at 4:00pm
  • where I'm from, this seems about right lol

    Submitted by plygtr85 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:01pm
  • To steal from the evidence room?

    Submitted by philthyjoe on Nov 30, 12 at 5:37pm
  • Simple, Bitches be crazy.

    Submitted by Yeep on Nov 29, 12 at 4:33pm
  • That's not such a long journey sometimes

    Submitted by felidae on Nov 30, 12 at 3:18am
  • Easy... Stop being so easy.

    Submitted by ashannen25 on Nov 30, 12 at 12:32pm