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  • 76 50
    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Nov 29, 12 at 3:02pm

    Your life decisions are getting better

  • 48 47
    Submitted by philthyjoe on Nov 30, 12 at 5:37pm

    To steal from the evidence room?

  • 50 52
    Submitted by highasballs on Nov 29, 12 at 4:00pm

    The cop does coke also, problem solved

  • 52 57
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Nov 29, 12 at 6:08pm

    You're attracted to people with problems. Some people with problems become drug addicts. Other people with similar problems are attracted to the "helping professions"--counseling, mental health, clergy, and, yes, law enforcement.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by plygtr85 on Nov 29, 12 at 10:01pm

    where I'm from, this seems about right lol

  • 47 50
    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Nov 29, 12 at 5:55pm

    Stop attending bad boy's parole officer meetings. Then you won't meet the cop. On the plus side - handcuffs!

  • 39 45
    Submitted by felidae on Nov 30, 12 at 3:18am

    That's not such a long journey sometimes

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Yeep on Nov 29, 12 at 4:33pm

    Simple, Bitches be crazy.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by ashannen25 on Nov 30, 12 at 12:32pm

    Easy... Stop being so easy.