the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
We had to coat check the pizza.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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