just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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