quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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