What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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