Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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