so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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