Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
we should paint friendship bongs
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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