dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
the day after is always just damage control
birth control should be required to get into college
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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