Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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