be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
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hhahahha god i love living in the 425
Ha ha 6:05 a.m!! u think ur pregnant.. but tequila thinks otherwise
tequila and a long set of stairs.
it wont hurt, and you wont remember.
4:36 is a good friend.
4:33 you make no sense
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hahah 6:05 and 11:13 tequila is probably the reason she got into that problem in the first place
I can make it true if you'd like. Just give me your address and I'll knee you in the uterus while you sleep.
you're not pregnant, stop saying that just because all you do is bitch and gain weight
im watching maury right now
hahahahaa i love you 6:04
Don't have a condom? Anal. Think that hurts? Try having a kid.
have coat hanger, will travel
you are not pregnant.
You're not pregnant, just getting chuuby and irritating.
4:36 replies " you're not pregnant....anymore."
I'm the poster...for real.
4:36 has the cheapest available abortion method on the market. i suggest you give him a call.
pregnancy is a beautiful thing.
12:54, please take the sand out of your vag and realize she's not looking for answers, she wants reassurance...been there
oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.
You're not pregnant.
Hahahahaha ommgggg 10:08 why did she say 'WHAAAA" The ending to your story is superb. And did you fuck the mother? Are you a true motherfucker?
How would your friend or anyone else you might text know whether or not you're pregnant? Unless this girl has her doctor's cell phone number.
You probably are pregnant. And in 3 years, you will be on the Maury Povich show, running offstage, crying, after he's told the 7th guy you brought on ... "You are NOT the father."
It doesn't really work that way
you probably are pregnant... let 4:36 take care of it for you.
6:04 is speaking from experience
fake, pro's don't have doctor friends
ive found the answer a friend gives you when you have this convo can discipher a true friend test...best responses ive heard "of course your not pregger" and "youre not...but if you are id meet you at the top of a flight of stairs"
I had an ultrasound today, and posted this on my exboyfriends facebook wall.
his mother saw it and thought he got me pregnant.
ha ha i'm that friend thats like...no your not pregnant... you just randomly haven't had ur period in 8 months and u eat a lot thats why you look like a whale.. ps can I be the god mother?
youre not pregnant....but if you were...you would be saving alot on car insurance if you switched to geico..
just be a good friend, and help me get this coat hanger up my vagina.
1:13 she is pregnant
isn't this what an ept is for?