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  • hhahahha god i love living in the 425 redmond woodinville!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:04am
  • Ha ha 6:05 a.m!! u think ur pregnant.. but tequila thinks otherwise

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:13am
  • An unknown error has occurred

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:58am
  • tequila and a long set of stairs. it wont hurt, and you wont remember.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:05am
  • Don't have a condom? Anal. Think that hurts? Try having a kid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:41pm
  • I can make it true if you'd like. Just give me your address and I'll knee you in the uterus while you sleep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:36pm
  • 4:33 you make no sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:35pm
  • im watching maury right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:35pm
  • hahahahaa i love you 6:04

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:10pm
  • you are not pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:35pm
  • have coat hanger, will travel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:51pm
  • hahah 6:05 and 11:13 tequila is probably the reason she got into that problem in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:40am
  • 4:36 replies " you're not pregnant....anymore."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:41pm
  • 4:36 is a good friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 12:54, please take the sand out of your vag and realize she's not looking for answers, she wants reassurance...been there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:13am
  • you're not pregnant, stop saying that just because all you do is bitch and gain weight

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:04pm
  • 4:36 has the cheapest available abortion method on the market. i suggest you give him a call.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:55pm
  • pregnancy is a beautiful thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:49pm
  • You're not pregnant, just getting chuuby and irritating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:47pm
  • I'm the poster...for real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Hahahahaha ommgggg 10:08 why did she say 'WHAAAA" The ending to your story is superb. And did you fuck the mother? Are you a true motherfucker?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:57pm
  • oh yo dawg das hilariuz this one time i was be fuckin dis ho with a shaved vag and her momma walk in da room with dis hairy bush and she be all like WHAAAA can i suck yo dick? and i was like oh ho u naaasty....Then we had a cup of tea, and she left peacefully after she shaved that shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:08pm
  • You're not pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33pm
  • 6:04 is speaking from experience

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:53pm
  • It doesn't really work that way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:37pm
  • You probably are pregnant. And in 3 years, you will be on the Maury Povich show, running offstage, crying, after he's told the 7th guy you brought on ... "You are NOT the father."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:04pm
  • How would your friend or anyone else you might text know whether or not you're pregnant? Unless this girl has her doctor's cell phone number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:54am
  • ive found the answer a friend gives you when you have this convo can discipher a true friend test...best responses ive heard "of course your not pregger" and "youre not...but if you are id meet you at the top of a flight of stairs"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:18pm
  • you probably are pregnant... let 4:36 take care of it for you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:46pm
  • ha ha i'm that friend thats like...no your not pregnant... you just randomly haven't had ur period in 8 months and u eat a lot thats why you look like a whale.. ps can I be the god mother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:12am
  • fake, pro's don't have doctor friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:33pm
  • I had an ultrasound today, and posted this on my exboyfriends facebook wall. his mother saw it and thought he got me pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:10pm
  • youre not pregnant....but if you were...you would be saving alot on car insurance if you switched to geico..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:41pm
  • isn't this what an ept is for?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:51pm
  • just be a good friend, and help me get this coat hanger up my vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:46pm
  • 1:13 she is pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:28am