i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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