If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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