MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We need a shit load of segways right now
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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