When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
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It depends on what type of zombies they are. Rage zombies like 28 Days Later aren't truly undead, reanimated shuffling corpses are able to simply be outwalked. Know your enemy, know yourself
Every comment on this page just makes my inner nerd smile :) anyone wanna be the Columbus to my Wichita?
As long as we can abandon the search for Twinkies and make like Glen and the farmers daughter.
The fat ones almost never survive. Gotta be fit to outrun hoards of zombies. Of course, the skinny-but-out-of-shape ones will probably die too. You need stamina.
Or you could use your fingers fatty...
Well I can't imagine many zombies getting into your mother's basement
You forgot rule no. 1 about zombieland.
Cardio cardio cardio
lol wtf fatass with pan and tomato sauce over his face being chased by a zombie.
I'm finding you for a meat shield and bait, man titties
@parsons: I wouldn't classify those as zombies. I would call them just what they are, "infected". Therefore they don't fall under the typical zombie behavioral characteristics.
Please tell me it was cold too.