So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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