A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
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Failure to spell "miscarriage." -2 points.
Vagina junction, what's your function?
Takin' in sperm and spittin' out babies.
Sounds like a good night at UNH to me!
ahhh..... JWU has fridays off... best thursdays of my life.
when all else fails... johnson & wales?
Who uses the word "disheveled" in texts. Seriously.
haha sounds like a keene slutt.
Oh, I get it. This is funny because, um its NOT FUCKING FUNNY
not that its a bad thing, we just know how to partyy.
This is too long to be a text.
iPhones and others allow people to type much longer texts than this one...stop calling fake based on length.
Ahhh SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!
Those are my kids on her pants. She must have been drooling.
What college is this based on? I know you're new to the Thirsty Thursday... UNH or Keene? Plymouth? Reply please.
6:12 haha, I like how you're not funny either. Douche.
Fucking dumb. I've sent in a handful of texts that were filthy awesome yet they don't make it up here because they don't include the erode farmville, facebook, walk of Shane, etc....
Charles Rutherford says it was a misscarrage!
I like how this is a long text, yet is still pointless.
5:41, what the fuck is a walk of Shane?
Who wears black jeans???
It's the walk she takes after she leaves Shane's house! Don't you know anything?
A message to the sender: YOU LIVE IN NH!
Stupid I want my money back