Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Randomize