Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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