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  • 72 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:29am

    This is a quote from the novel Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 3:54am

    No he didn't, they just found the second line less awful because they are executives and therefore stupid. Kinda like you.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:29am

    Points for knowing the quote source!!

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 11:25pm

    There should be a stolen book/movie quote checker.

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 5:40am

    In the film, david fincher was forced to change the quote. Being a smart ass to the studio, he changed it to "I havent been fucked like that since grade school"... somehow, it made the film instead lol.

  • 60 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:42am

    Way to steal a line from Fight Club. Laaame.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 4:59pm

    Marla Singer is hot.

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 09 at 2:59pm

    why does it matter if it's from a movie? people send texts to each other all the time quoting things

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:06am

    abortion jokes arent funny

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:59am

    when i was trying to think up something to post as a fake, this was the first line that popped into my head. but i'm not mz 619

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:06am

    I love abortions!!!! get rid of that shit

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:32pm

    Quote's from the book, not the movie. At least this chick reads, as opposed to the guys who watch the movie and think they've seen everything.

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 12:45pm

    Gotta love Marla. The person who texted this, not so much.

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 5:09am

    This is actually disgusting. It's called birth control you nasty whore

  • 54 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 1:31am

    use protection, moron.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 9:07pm

    yeah, i think this is uncalled for ..

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 5, 09 at 12:50am

    Oh christ, it was funny!! It shows the completely screwed up nature of her character, and that movie is not for the thin-skinned or light of heart. Marla WAS rude, that's the point. Jesus. But it IS lame that it ended up here, not so much that someone texted it to someone else. Maybe that's how she really feels. We'll probably never know.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 9:21pm

    Somebody's watched the DVD commentary. lol

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 2:41pm

    ^ Fantastic bits of movie trivia!

  • 41 55
    Submitted by canadaxoxo on Dec 20, 10 at 4:22am

    Haha. I love it

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 2, 09 at 10:37am

    Basically he said that he'd replace with the abortion line with something else, and made the studio execs agree to use whatever line he picks no matter what. The execs figured he couldn't say anything worse....

  • 34 43
    Submitted by charles1996 on Aug 7, 11 at 2:34pm

    This is awful... Shame on her

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:55pm

    Rude? Really? you dont have enough of a sense of humor to find an abortion joke funny? I was party to 2 of them, and it's still funny.

  • 48 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 6, 09 at 10:53am

    Hi, My name is "Ive watched Fight Club too many times and I wish I was that crazy chick who ruins Edward Norton's life"

  • 51 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:30pm

    My brother tries to pass off movie and book quotes all the time as his own, thinking he's clever. It's not clever, it's just annoying.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 10:40pm

    it was original when i read the book.

  • 48 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 3, 09 at 10:04am

    rude in the movie... rude now

  • 50 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 4:45pm

    i'm pretty sure i know this girl. really.

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 4, 09 at 1:30pm

    ohhhh fight club quotes...