We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Dignity is for republicans.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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