this will be a night to untag.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Pooping to opera.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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