i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
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I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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