I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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