the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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