You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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