I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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