I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
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