I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The feeling are messing with the penis
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Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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