I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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