drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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