So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Your penis caused this!
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