would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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