I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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