Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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