i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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