Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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