I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
In America we eat man semen.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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