i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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