it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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