ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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