I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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