yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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