I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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This is the same sort of girl who likes telling little children there is no Santa Claus.
don't hide it, don't flaunt it. everybody poops.
You going to end up getting him past the "You are sexy phase". Do yourself a favor and flush.
No, girls don't poop. You're lying.
Why the fuck didn't you flush? If I were a guy and you were my girlfriend that would be my main concern. Nothing's worse then a decaying piece of poo neglected in the toilet bowl.
I have been with my fiance for four years.
I still wait until he is asleep, not at home, or doing something for a long time (mowing, hunting, etc) before I do the #2. I will suffer painfully before pooping while he's awake.
Which isn't hard since girls don't poop.
1:54 you can be concise and say Everybody Poops
i'm a girl too and i think hiding your bathroom activity is retarded.
5 to 7 days means something is wrong...
I know it's like when we burp or fart EVERYONE DOES IT
wtf is wrong with people? going out of your way to ensure that your boyfriend/fiance/husband is never around when you poop? i'm sure they never EVER return the curteosy. you're all fools, girls-who-don't-poop. be respectful. use the fan, use air freshner or strike a match if necessary. and flush.
this pathologizing of a natural bodily function is retarded.
something's wrong with you.
i pretend girls don't poop. and get visibly upset at anyone who speaks otherwise. to this day i've never known of my mom or grandmother shitting and i think all girls should practice this high level of discretion lol
12:22 ur an idiot!! Girls shit and it smells just as nasty as u after eating taco bell with 100 pakets of fire sauce haha
Scientifically proven that girls don't poop, it's in national geographic
2:04 i have both men and women hit on me all the time. now thats HOT. now please go kill yourself.
I don't know what your talking about, it just doesn't happen...
i dont understand why guys think this
Was there a reason not to flush or were you just fully amazed by your lovely poo and wanted to show it off?
If she didn't flush, it was intentional, to get him past the point of the "girls don't poop." Which, by the way, is told by little boys mothers, or young girlfriends. It's a ridiculous fairy tale.
I remember when I was 11
Fuck all you, I'm not saying first
Albert instein once said that............ Girls don't poop
I've realized girls shit, hot girls poop, and fine ass girls poop every 5 to 7 days.
Where's the person who always posts *fart* for this one?
Why didn't you flush?
Guys who think girls don't poo are missing out.. You can't fully love someone unless you know there in's and outs... And there is an out... And sometimes you like to go in that out... So get to know it !!!
Girls don't poop. Fact.
OP has a penis. Because girls DON'T POOP.
Should have given him a reverse blumpkin. Blow him while your taking a shit...
I hope he shits on you and never flushes the toilet again! serves you right!
Girls don't poop until they get married and have kids
Girls do not poop nor have they ever
Ewwwww girls DON'T poop, everyone knows that, thats just gross
8:39... You sound a lot like an old roommate of mine. Does the phrase penis truck mean anything to you?
Nope there is no out
8:39? I bet you anything your husband does not appreciate that and laughs at you behind your back.
Uh. Too. Much. Nasty. Bitch.
EVERYONE POOPS. IT'S A FACT, NOW IF MEN/BOYS WANT TO PRETEND GIRLS/WOMEN DON'T POOP, THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU'LL BE IN SHOCK WHEN YOU WALK IN AFTER SHE'S OUT OF THE WASHROOM. NO ONE LIKES POOP, BUT SERIOUSLY, POOPING IS ESSENTIAL TO DAILY LIVING. IF YOU CAN'T POOP, YOU MIGHT NEED SURGERY. . .
Amazing! Everybody poops! Read the book
This makes no sense, unless you plan on having him watch you shit. I could understand farting, but not flushing? Are you trying to take your relationship to the "I can shit my pants in front of him" stage?
i bet OP doesnt shave. and prob has a mustache. and a unibraw.
I'm going to say, after reading the comments, girls do in fact poop, ladies however are discrete about it. Rep 563, And fuck the 808
Every month girls excrete a small boulion shaped cube which smells like roses and candy. That's the truth!!!
i'm sorry 2:28 but if you don't poop, you're going to die very shortly. an obstructed colon is the least of your problems. your brain is constipated, girly.
Girls don't poop.
And the girls who claim they do are either dudes, or dirty liars.
oh my gosh i totally agree.
we girls poop and fart. get over it! ha
i pooped at my best friends house thinking it wouldn't smell
but his cousin went in after me and was like omg what is that smell?
and eventually they found out it was me and the phrase "TUTB" was created in my honor, ha
and everyone uses the phrase now at my school and know im the first TUTB-er behind it
oh btw TUTB means tearing up the bathroom, embarrassing right?
2:03 u are not a fine ass girl so stay out of this, u are prob a 2-3 a day type a girl.
nasty whore. all you had to do was call him inthere while you were pooping..not leave a nasty ass load in his toilet. i wish i was your mom so i can bitch slap the nastyness out of you.
LA LA LA GIRLS DONT POOP LA LA LA
only ugly girls poop. so if you poop and your a girl im sorry but your ugly.
Girls don't poop? Siince when?
the quiet guy in the corner