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  • This is the same sort of girl who likes telling little children there is no Santa Claus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:57pm
  • don't hide it, don't flaunt it. everybody poops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:42pm
  • You going to end up getting him past the "You are sexy phase". Do yourself a favor and flush.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:15pm
  • No, girls don't poop. You're lying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:56pm
  • Why the fuck didn't you flush? If I were a guy and you were my girlfriend that would be my main concern. Nothing's worse then a decaying piece of poo neglected in the toilet bowl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:52pm
  • I have been with my fiance for four years. I still wait until he is asleep, not at home, or doing something for a long time (mowing, hunting, etc) before I do the #2. I will suffer painfully before pooping while he's awake. Which isn't hard since girls don't poop. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 1:54 you can be concise and say Everybody Poops i'm a girl too and i think hiding your bathroom activity is retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:28am
  • I know it's like when we burp or fart EVERYONE DOES IT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:19pm
  • 5 to 7 days means something is wrong...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:01pm
  • i pretend girls don't poop. and get visibly upset at anyone who speaks otherwise. to this day i've never known of my mom or grandmother shitting and i think all girls should practice this high level of discretion lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:25pm
  • wtf is wrong with people? going out of your way to ensure that your boyfriend/fiance/husband is never around when you poop? i'm sure they never EVER return the curteosy. you're all fools, girls-who-don't-poop. be respectful. use the fan, use air freshner or strike a match if necessary. and flush. this pathologizing of a natural bodily function is retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:54am
  • Scientifically proven that girls don't poop, it's in national geographic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:58pm
  • 8:39 something's wrong with you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:29am
  • 12:22 ur an idiot!! Girls shit and it smells just as nasty as u after eating taco bell with 100 pakets of fire sauce haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:04pm
  • i dont understand why guys think this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:30pm
  • 2:04 i have both men and women hit on me all the time. now thats HOT. now please go kill yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:09pm
  • If she didn't flush, it was intentional, to get him past the point of the "girls don't poop." Which, by the way, is told by little boys mothers, or young girlfriends. It's a ridiculous fairy tale.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm
  • Was there a reason not to flush or were you just fully amazed by your lovely poo and wanted to show it off?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:01pm
  • Why didn't you flush?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:53pm
  • OP has a penis. Because girls DON'T POOP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:22am
  • Fuck all you, I'm not saying first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:53pm
  • I remember when I was 11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:13pm
  • Albert instein once said that............ Girls don't poop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:02pm
  • I've realized girls shit, hot girls poop, and fine ass girls poop every 5 to 7 days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:57pm
  • I hope he shits on you and never flushes the toilet again! serves you right!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Where's the person who always posts *fart* for this one?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:43pm
  • Guys who think girls don't poo are missing out.. You can't fully love someone unless you know there in's and outs... And there is an out... And sometimes you like to go in that out... So get to know it !!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:21am
  • I don't know what your talking about, it just doesn't happen...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Ewwwww girls DON'T poop, everyone knows that, thats just gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:04am
  • Girls don't poop. Fact.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:09pm
  • Girls do not poop nor have they ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:52pm
  • Should have given him a reverse blumpkin. Blow him while your taking a shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:28pm
  • 8:39... You sound a lot like an old roommate of mine. Does the phrase penis truck mean anything to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:27am
  • Girls don't poop until they get married and have kids

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:17pm
  • Every month girls excrete a small boulion shaped cube which smells like roses and candy. That's the truth!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:07am
  • 8:39? I bet you anything your husband does not appreciate that and laughs at you behind your back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:43am
  • Uh. Too. Much. Nasty. Bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:59am
  • Amazing! Everybody poops! Read the book

    Submitted by sourgurl on Jan 15, 10 at 12:39am
  • Nope there is no out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:47am
  • i bet OP doesnt shave. and prob has a mustache. and a unibraw.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:29pm
  • EVERYONE POOPS. IT'S A FACT, NOW IF MEN/BOYS WANT TO PRETEND GIRLS/WOMEN DON'T POOP, THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU'LL BE IN SHOCK WHEN YOU WALK IN AFTER SHE'S OUT OF THE WASHROOM. NO ONE LIKES POOP, BUT SERIOUSLY, POOPING IS ESSENTIAL TO DAILY LIVING. IF YOU CAN'T POOP, YOU MIGHT NEED SURGERY. . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:31pm
  • This makes no sense, unless you plan on having him watch you shit. I could understand farting, but not flushing? Are you trying to take your relationship to the "I can shit my pants in front of him" stage?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:45pm
  • I'm going to say, after reading the comments, girls do in fact poop, ladies however are discrete about it. Rep 563, And fuck the 808

    Submitted by Shiltz on Mar 1, 10 at 5:36am
  • i'm sorry 2:28 but if you don't poop, you're going to die very shortly. an obstructed colon is the least of your problems. your brain is constipated, girly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:42pm
  • Girls don't poop. And the girls who claim they do are either dudes, or dirty liars.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:01pm
  • oh my gosh i totally agree. we girls poop and fart. get over it! ha i pooped at my best friends house thinking it wouldn't smell but his cousin went in after me and was like omg what is that smell? and eventually they found out it was me and the phrase "TUTB" was created in my honor, ha and everyone uses the phrase now at my school and know im the first TUTB-er behind it oh btw TUTB means tearing up the bathroom, embarrassing right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 2:03 u are not a fine ass girl so stay out of this, u are prob a 2-3 a day type a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:04pm
  • nasty whore. all you had to do was call him inthere while you were pooping..not leave a nasty ass load in his toilet. i wish i was your mom so i can bitch slap the nastyness out of you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:01pm
  • LA LA LA GIRLS DONT POOP LA LA LA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:51pm
  • only ugly girls poop. so if you poop and your a girl im sorry but your ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:28pm
  • Girls don't poop? Siince when? the quiet guy in the corner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:17pm