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  • 80 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:57pm

    This is the same sort of girl who likes telling little children there is no Santa Claus.

  • 81 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:42pm

    don't hide it, don't flaunt it. everybody poops.

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:15pm

    You going to end up getting him past the "You are sexy phase". Do yourself a favor and flush.

  • 65 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:52pm

    Why the fuck didn't you flush? If I were a guy and you were my girlfriend that would be my main concern. Nothing's worse then a decaying piece of poo neglected in the toilet bowl.

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:54am

    wtf is wrong with people? going out of your way to ensure that your boyfriend/fiance/husband is never around when you poop? i'm sure they never EVER return the curteosy. you're all fools, girls-who-don't-poop. be respectful. use the fan, use air freshner or strike a match if necessary. and flush. this pathologizing of a natural bodily function is retarded.

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:39pm

    I have been with my fiance for four years. I still wait until he is asleep, not at home, or doing something for a long time (mowing, hunting, etc) before I do the #2. I will suffer painfully before pooping while he's awake. Which isn't hard since girls don't poop. :)

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:58pm

    Scientifically proven that girls don't poop, it's in national geographic

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:01pm

    5 to 7 days means something is wrong...

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:13pm

    I remember when I was 11

  • 54 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:09pm

    2:04 i have both men and women hit on me all the time. now thats HOT. now please go kill yourself.

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 7:19pm

    I know it's like when we burp or fart EVERYONE DOES IT

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:03pm

    If she didn't flush, it was intentional, to get him past the point of the "girls don't poop." Which, by the way, is told by little boys mothers, or young girlfriends. It's a ridiculous fairy tale.

  • 60 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:28am

    1:54 you can be concise and say Everybody Poops i'm a girl too and i think hiding your bathroom activity is retarded.

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:27pm

    I hope he shits on you and never flushes the toilet again! serves you right!

  • 57 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:25pm

    i pretend girls don't poop. and get visibly upset at anyone who speaks otherwise. to this day i've never known of my mom or grandmother shitting and i think all girls should practice this high level of discretion lol

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:47am

    Nope there is no out

  • 48 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:01pm

    Was there a reason not to flush or were you just fully amazed by your lovely poo and wanted to show it off?

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:56pm

    No, girls don't poop. You're lying.

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 4:30pm

    i dont understand why guys think this

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:09pm

    Girls don't poop. Fact.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:02pm

    Albert instein once said that............ Girls don't poop

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:27pm

    I don't know what your talking about, it just doesn't happen...

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:53pm

    Fuck all you, I'm not saying first

  • 52 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:53pm

    Why didn't you flush?

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:59am

    Uh. Too. Much. Nasty. Bitch.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:22am

    OP has a penis. Because girls DON'T POOP.

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:17pm

    Girls don't poop until they get married and have kids

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:43pm

    Where's the person who always posts *fart* for this one?

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 5:27am

    8:39... You sound a lot like an old roommate of mine. Does the phrase penis truck mean anything to you?

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:52pm

    Girls do not poop nor have they ever

  • 41 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 5:04pm

    12:22 ur an idiot!! Girls shit and it smells just as nasty as u after eating taco bell with 100 pakets of fire sauce haha

  • 46 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:04am

    Ewwwww girls DON'T poop, everyone knows that, thats just gross

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 12:21am

    Guys who think girls don't poo are missing out.. You can't fully love someone unless you know there in's and outs... And there is an out... And sometimes you like to go in that out... So get to know it !!!

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 11:01pm

    Girls don't poop. And the girls who claim they do are either dudes, or dirty liars.

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 11:42pm

    i'm sorry 2:28 but if you don't poop, you're going to die very shortly. an obstructed colon is the least of your problems. your brain is constipated, girly.

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:57pm

    I've realized girls shit, hot girls poop, and fine ass girls poop every 5 to 7 days.

  • 43 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:31pm

    EVERYONE POOPS. IT'S A FACT, NOW IF MEN/BOYS WANT TO PRETEND GIRLS/WOMEN DON'T POOP, THEN THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU'LL BE IN SHOCK WHEN YOU WALK IN AFTER SHE'S OUT OF THE WASHROOM. NO ONE LIKES POOP, BUT SERIOUSLY, POOPING IS ESSENTIAL TO DAILY LIVING. IF YOU CAN'T POOP, YOU MIGHT NEED SURGERY. . .

  • 49 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:29pm

    i bet OP doesnt shave. and prob has a mustache. and a unibraw.

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 11:43am

    8:39? I bet you anything your husband does not appreciate that and laughs at you behind your back.

  • 41 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:29am

    8:39 something's wrong with you.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 6:28pm

    Should have given him a reverse blumpkin. Blow him while your taking a shit...

  • 32 57
    Submitted by sourgurl on Jan 15, 10 at 12:39am

    Amazing! Everybody poops! Read the book

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:45pm

    This makes no sense, unless you plan on having him watch you shit. I could understand farting, but not flushing? Are you trying to take your relationship to the "I can shit my pants in front of him" stage?

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:04pm

    2:03 u are not a fine ass girl so stay out of this, u are prob a 2-3 a day type a girl.

  • 50 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:11pm

    oh my gosh i totally agree. we girls poop and fart. get over it! ha i pooped at my best friends house thinking it wouldn't smell but his cousin went in after me and was like omg what is that smell? and eventually they found out it was me and the phrase "TUTB" was created in my honor, ha and everyone uses the phrase now at my school and know im the first TUTB-er behind it oh btw TUTB means tearing up the bathroom, embarrassing right?

  • 26 49
    Submitted by Shiltz on Mar 1, 10 at 5:36am

    I'm going to say, after reading the comments, girls do in fact poop, ladies however are discrete about it. Rep 563, And fuck the 808

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:07am

    Every month girls excrete a small boulion shaped cube which smells like roses and candy. That's the truth!!!

  • 42 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:28pm

    only ugly girls poop. so if you poop and your a girl im sorry but your ugly.

  • 38 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:17pm

    Girls don't poop? Siince when? the quiet guy in the corner

  • 35 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:01pm

    nasty whore. all you had to do was call him inthere while you were pooping..not leave a nasty ass load in his toilet. i wish i was your mom so i can bitch slap the nastyness out of you.

  • 31 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 2:51pm

    LA LA LA GIRLS DONT POOP LA LA LA