I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
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small and over before you know it, not sounding like a good night to me...
Apparently sex with 11:51 is like throwing a pickle down a hallway.
Funniest thread ever! lmao
I'm ridiculously tiny so I would certainly know when a dude is goin in.
I love Asian chicks!! GOOOOOOO yellow fever!!!
12:10 sooo gross had to laugh
11:55(1) I love you!!! Where do you live?
11:45 yes, there have been times when it was barely noticeable that it went in. this is not to say i have a fucking stretched out puss but that i have been with smaller guys. fortunately most of them make up for their lack of size in other ways.
You said you weren't gonna tell anyone about that
2:51 touche ...very true
11:55(1) = Phoenix Askani.
Apparently 11:46 is my hero.
11:55(1), where online? I'll show you mine if you show me yours..
if u dont believe me PLEASE twitter me or myspace or facebook me! please! i need friends!! whats ur email? ill email u pics of me..i swear that really me! ....can sum1 be anymore desperate?
who cares if "Phoenix Askani" is real? she looks like a regular girl with makeup in slutty clothes...whats so fake about that?
Apparently 11:55 has a little dick and doesn't know where the clit is.
3.15 'justin' would certainly be the most appropriate name under the circumstances!!!!
12:25 u make no sense
12:10, how you doin?
My bad. There are two 11:55s. Ya shoulda said 11:55(2)!
This is a pretty spiffy thread.
hahaha! I love this text! :)
@5:54 - They look classy because they are actually on a well respected brand. That is more classy then having un-professional photos leaked of you onto google, and then acting like you're the shit for it.
OMG who cares if she real?..please "google" me, i need attention! whore much? someones conceided jeez
sounds like the OP has a super loose pussy. She should apologize to the brother for wasting his time
ghost cunters? well played phoenix askani, well played
Oooh, I'm 1:47! I shave my vag! Her name is Scarlett! I'm so desperate for attention that I have to try and get it from TFLN! Call me!
Ok, Phoenix, looking forward to talking to you on Myspace. If you are her, then I'll def apologize.
streched out puss sounds awesome -gag- o wait think i just threw up in my mouth a little
"11:55(1) = Phoenix Askani"
I'm calling bullshit.
Apparently 11:57 cant handle a joke
Yeah i will admit i always know when a guy is inside of me.
Believe it or not, the same thing happened to me. He was a lot better the second time though.
that happened to me once. his name was chris...or maybe justin...i don't remember that night very well...but i do remember trying not to laugh while i pretended it was the best sex of my life.
yes, represent the 516 <3
stay classy, nassau.
11:55(1), gonna tell us where we can see?
I think the lesson here is to never overhype the yourself because you are not going to live up to the hype. And it is always a good idea no matter your size to make sure understate the thing so she finds it surprisingly bigger than what you had told her.
It's always hilarious when guys talk about how big they are to a girl because if their plan is to screw them, do they not think that she is going to find out??
11:55(1) well that sux balls! Why so far away! lol. We should make a "movie" together. You should tell me where it's at online ;-)
Did you seriously think someone who does porn would be insulted by the word "whore"? Hahaha
Not even a one-pump-chump... very sad!
you're both full of shit
@4:54 - It's pretty idiotic you would bet on someone you know NOTHING about. No I do not sext with my phone. I am better than that.
Mine used to be the damn biggest 4" you ever saw, now, with age, it is down to about 1/2". But it's thick.
Funny thing is I heard a stripper get super pissed because a guy called her a whore
@(3:48) ...and yet I bet you sext with your phone... and yes, it WILL eventually end up online.
1157 is a moron. I'm 11:55, a chick with a tight puss. Of course I know where my clitoris is. I also love that my iPhone just finished typing clitoris for me... Haha.
Id make sure you dont walk in on your naked daughter anytime soon then 12:20
Actually I'm 11:55, I'm a dude. But lets all stop fighting, it was just a little harmless joke. I'm sure you all have beautiful pusses. Lets all kiss and make up.
3:48 - I am puzzled as to how the AandF models pictured in their underwear on shopping bags are "classy". More like STUPID... And those girls look boring.
Google Phoenix Askani.
BTW there were 2 11:55s. Love, 11:55 #2
"I call it the three pump dump. When she goes into the bathroom I start stroking, by the time shes done, I put it in her and after three pumps I'm done and I kick her out. Bitch shouldn't have taken so long in the bathroom."
12:16, Chicago/LA. I'd draw you a picture of it but it's online anyway...
mmmm, I love a good bush and I'd suck on those hanging labias all day
this text was fucking hilarious
11:55(2)- I model naked for a couple sites. Nbd.
i don't get why some girls leave there vaginas all hairy and gross. i shave mine everyday. :)
her name is scarlett.
Poor guy. Was ge a virgin or just a ten second man?
2:19, if you don't believe me... Message me on Twitter or myspace regarding this thread
I liked Ghostbusters, I love slutty redheads, it may be the greatest cinematic achievement of our time.