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  • small and over before you know it, not sounding like a good night to me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:17pm
  • Apparently sex with 11:51 is like throwing a pickle down a hallway.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:55am
  • Funniest thread ever! lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I'm ridiculously tiny so I would certainly know when a dude is goin in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:55am
  • I love Asian chicks!! GOOOOOOO yellow fever!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 12:10 sooo gross had to laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:15pm
  • 11:55(1) I love you!!! Where do you live?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:16pm
  • 11:45 yes, there have been times when it was barely noticeable that it went in. this is not to say i have a fucking stretched out puss but that i have been with smaller guys. fortunately most of them make up for their lack of size in other ways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:51am
  • You said you weren't gonna tell anyone about that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:46am
  • 2:51 touche ...very true

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 11:55(1) = Phoenix Askani.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:16pm
  • Apparently 11:46 is my hero.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:02pm
  • 11:55(1), where online? I'll show you mine if you show me yours.. Love, 11:55(2)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:29pm
  • if u dont believe me PLEASE twitter me or myspace or facebook me! please! i need friends!! whats ur email? ill email u pics of me..i swear that really me! ....can sum1 be anymore desperate?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:43pm
  • Apparently 11:55 has a little dick and doesn't know where the clit is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:57am
  • who cares if "Phoenix Askani" is real? she looks like a regular girl with makeup in slutty clothes...whats so fake about that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:33pm
  • 3.15 'justin' would certainly be the most appropriate name under the circumstances!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:04pm
  • 12:25 u make no sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:23pm
  • 12:10, how you doin?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:13pm
  • My bad. There are two 11:55s. Ya shoulda said 11:55(2)!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:07pm
  • sounds like the OP has a super loose pussy. She should apologize to the brother for wasting his time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:11am
  • This is a pretty spiffy thread.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Oooh, I'm 1:47! I shave my vag! Her name is Scarlett! I'm so desperate for attention that I have to try and get it from TFLN! Call me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:02pm
  • ghost cunters? well played phoenix askani, well played

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:59pm
  • OMG who cares if she real?..please "google" me, i need attention! whore much? someones conceided jeez

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:40pm
  • hahaha! I love this text! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:36pm
  • @5:54 - They look classy because they are actually on a well respected brand. That is more classy then having un-professional photos leaked of you onto google, and then acting like you're the shit for it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:25am
  • Ok, Phoenix, looking forward to talking to you on Myspace. If you are her, then I'll def apologize.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:35pm
  • streched out puss sounds awesome -gag- o wait think i just threw up in my mouth a little

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:20pm
  • "11:55(1) = Phoenix Askani" I'm calling bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Apparently 11:57 cant handle a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Yeah i will admit i always know when a guy is inside of me. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 9:39pm
  • yes, represent the 516 <3 stay classy, nassau.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:17pm
  • Believe it or not, the same thing happened to me. He was a lot better the second time though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:30pm
  • that happened to me once. his name was chris...or maybe justin...i don't remember that night very well...but i do remember trying not to laugh while i pretended it was the best sex of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:15pm
  • I think the lesson here is to never overhype the yourself because you are not going to live up to the hype. And it is always a good idea no matter your size to make sure understate the thing so she finds it surprisingly bigger than what you had told her. It's always hilarious when guys talk about how big they are to a girl because if their plan is to screw them, do they not think that she is going to find out??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:31pm
  • 11:55(1), gonna tell us where we can see? -11:55(2)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:48pm
  • 11:55(1) well that sux balls! Why so far away! lol. We should make a "movie" together. You should tell me where it's at online ;-) -12:16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Did you seriously think someone who does porn would be insulted by the word "whore"? Hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:51pm
  • you're both full of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:43pm
  • Not even a one-pump-chump... very sad!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:30pm
  • @4:54 - It's pretty idiotic you would bet on someone you know NOTHING about. No I do not sext with my phone. I am better than that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:26am
  • Id make sure you dont walk in on your naked daughter anytime soon then 12:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Mine used to be the damn biggest 4" you ever saw, now, with age, it is down to about 1/2". But it's thick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Funny thing is I heard a stripper get super pissed because a guy called her a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:54pm
  • 1157 is a moron. I'm 11:55, a chick with a tight puss. Of course I know where my clitoris is. I also love that my iPhone just finished typing clitoris for me... Haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:06pm
  • @(3:48) ...and yet I bet you sext with your phone... and yes, it WILL eventually end up online.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:54pm
  • Actually I'm 11:55, I'm a dude. But lets all stop fighting, it was just a little harmless joke. I'm sure you all have beautiful pusses. Lets all kiss and make up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:07pm
  • Google Phoenix Askani.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:37pm
  • BTW there were 2 11:55s. Love, 11:55 #2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:08pm
  • 3:48 - I am puzzled as to how the AandF models pictured in their underwear on shopping bags are "classy". More like STUPID... And those girls look boring.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Dice Clay: "I call it the three pump dump. When she goes into the bathroom I start stroking, by the time shes done, I put it in her and after three pumps I'm done and I kick her out. Bitch shouldn't have taken so long in the bathroom."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:28pm
  • mmmm, I love a good bush and I'd suck on those hanging labias all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:13pm
  • 12:16, Chicago/LA. I'd draw you a picture of it but it's online anyway... Love, 11:55(1)/tinyvag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:25pm
  • 11:55(2)- I model naked for a couple sites. Nbd. -11:55(1)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:40pm
  • this text was fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:59pm
  • i don't get why some girls leave there vaginas all hairy and gross. i shave mine everyday. :) her name is scarlett.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:47pm
  • Poor guy. Was ge a virgin or just a ten second man?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:43am
  • I liked Ghostbusters, I love slutty redheads, it may be the greatest cinematic achievement of our time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 3:02pm
  • 2:19, if you don't believe me... Message me on Twitter or myspace regarding this thread

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:24pm